Sunday, January 20, 2008

I like your SISTER

Now all a girl needs in her life is a little bit of these two!  Give me some Garskey!  Liz and Margo were my pseudo roommates for a few weeks after Christmas.  I just gotta say there's something beautiful about having a few blondes around to lighten things up.  Wether we make a crank call or two or feel a need to jump into the harmonies with Sean Kingston - we are having a blast.  Plus these girls like to document daily events with their cameras maybe even more than I do.  
And I must make mention that back in the day I myself actually knew quite a few people.  I mean at one point I was one of 5 Ure's currently attending the BYU campus - how could I not know a few thou. here and there...right?
... BUT these girls know everyone!!!  You know that game, "7 people to Kevin Bacon"  - well these 2 sisters are the Mormon version of it - but it's more like "2 people to a Garskey!"  
I'm lovin' it....the more the merrier!  I'm on the Garskey bandwagon and I'm not about to get off anytime soon!  Come back ladies....my "RULES" demand it!


Great finds in L.A.

Ohh- and did I mention that these girls love to eat as much as I do?  My kinda trio!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Twas the night before "My Year"...

Happy New Year! to some, Crappy New Year! to others...
I'm going to have to say that I think it was a Happy New Year for whoever attended The Messik Masquerade Party. I had my girls surrounding me, my sunglasses on all night (did you know I feel invincible with dark shades on, or a hooded sweatshirt pulled up, or a hat pulled down?) a few lyrics to spit out to ring in the new year, and there were even a few good looking conversationalists to humor me for a minute or two. Does it get better than this? I tell ya ... '08 even begun GREAT!
p.s.: I don't know how to get these lame layouts to work so the pics aren't a mile long...sorry dudes...scroll away!














Tuesday, January 1, 2008

2008...gunna be GREAT!

A little rhyme by Tristen Ure

This is our life that I’ll narrate. All last year - you didn’t control your fate, To this little rhyme I dedicate: All you fellow singles that have yet to set “the date.”

2008 – it’s gunna be great, no more Friday nights alone and desolate. Thinking of a lie to fabricate, to humor all the married’s who pray you domesticate.

First 2007 let’s evaluate…

I didn’t get around, I didn’t circulate. Last year all I did was hibernate. My mamma always fasting I don’t stay isolate, But it’s true lots of times I did alienate.

You had a roomie, just an irritate. Gotta pay his bills plus, fumigate. Cause all he ever did was flatulate. This guy made it so you both lacked a date.

If I’m talking bout you, you best graduate. Cause all of us ladies will discriminate. And not think twice as we dissociate. Nothing in that realm will we commemorate.

The thought crossed your mind to re-locate. The O.C. no more can you tolerate. There were lots of blind dates that did excruciate. Wishing at the end you could demand, “Rebate!”

You’re with Mr. Wrong and it’s getting late. His lips pucker up as he salivates. Any closer to your face it’ll saturate. Your mind starts racing how to terminate!

“I wanna go home” you insinuate. If he actually makes a move I’ll have to vaccinate. And my perfect reputation he’ll contaminate. My “friend” that set me up I will strangulate!

I don’t mean to humiliate – but this breakup song I’ll initiate! DTR just a way to interrogate and investigate, Manipulate…no thanks Don’t wanna participate!

Our kisses they try to confiscate. Dating our friends they just complicate. They think us girls are property to consecrate? Come on kids – you makin’ me irate!

My mamma says I’m single cause I intimidate. Ahh..gimme a break what – they think I’ll lacerate …maybe masticate? Ohh those pansies need to go and medicate.

2007 just make you frustrate? Seem like all your dates- a little mutate? Never ending nights no pill to sedate? The thought of a repeat year make you perspirate?

Some had skills we should re-create, not just sit around and spectate. - Newly married couples please demonstrate. We got some older singles that need to imitate!

Examples to follow I’ll nominate: Darren Harris and Nicky, Jess and Dave Lauren Geeves and Steve - to each other they’ll cleave.

These fine young couples controlled their fate. Don’t act like you don’t wish you too could pollinate. This is your year - step up to the plate, and not just in powder puff with your teammate.

2008 – it’s gunna be great! We even have Romney as our main candidate. Lance Johnson callin me up to donate. When Romney wins Iowa we can celebrate!

You never ever know, when you could have a date, that just might become your eternal mate! So I don't want to hear about what you can't tolerate - cause nothing seems to stick and titillate.

Then you'll say to church - "Let's deviate." But you can't do that cause it'll escalate, and I can estimate you'll be going to the Bishop confessing, "fornicate" and then excommunicate??? Nope none of those excuses will I validate!

It's 2008...

I see good things for all about to populate. Maybe this year my weight won't fluctuate. Alice finally here, I got's a roommate. Boys in the ward we will rotate!

He'll finally ask you out - "somebody recissitate!" Ladies let that light so shine and radiate. Bring back your skills - reincarnate. This year baby you're the best date!

A ladies sweet love makes your heart palpitate, with all that fun and flirtatious bait. Heart skips a beat and makes you levitate. The girl says yes and it liberates.

Snap your picture portrait please and save that date, cause now you can tell the world you found your mate. 25+ years you did procrastinate - obedience to the law of procreate!

Gotta go mortgage up your house now and liquidate. All the new responsibility gunna make you nauseate. Is it all really worth it to domesticate? Ahhh... better pause take a break - evaluate.

If last year sucked you can re-create. Starting off the year with a blank slate. Bad dates and all… exterminate! Get out there and find the one to reciprocate!

One more time let me enunciate...it's 2008 ain't it gunna be great!!!